July 2010 We now post for your reading pleasure the now famous poem relating to the All Treat situation up in stinky Arthur, originally posted in April of 2008, and that appears in the Arthur webpage.

IT’S SUMMER IN ARTHUR
Ode to Queen Lynda & King George
by Bill Manderson, President R.L.G. & Smelly-Welly.com
THE SOUTH WINDS DOTH BLOW,
UP IN ARTHUR – OH NO!
FOR WHAT WILL THE POOR FOLKS DO THEN?
POOR THINGS!

THEY’LL RETIRE TO THEIR HUT,
DOORS, WINDOWS TIGHT SHUT
TO KEEP OUT THE PONG’S SICKENING HUE,
POOR THINGS!

BUT DO NOT DESPAIR
M.O.E. HELP IS THERE,
TO ASSIST IN THE COMPOSTING THINGS,
WHICH WILL PROVE VERY GOOD
TO THE MISUNDERSTOOD
WHO BELIEVE THAT THEIR KNOWLEDGE BELL RINGS
POOR THINGS!

BUT WAIT FOR A WHILE
THE WIND’S CHANGING ITS STYLE
FROM THE NORTH ITS NOW BLOWING IN FORCE,
GET OUT OF YOUR HUTS,
STOP ACTING LIKE MUTTS
AND DEMAND FROM THE WHITE’S NEW RECOURSE
POOR THINGS!

ITS BEEN PROVEN BY ME,
TO THE SAME M.O.E.,
THAT WE NEED TO BE FAIR AND AGREE,
THAT STATISTICS WILL PROVE,
TO AN ACCURATE MOVE,
AND ENABLE THE TRUTH TO BE FREE
POOR THINGS!

WITH THE LACK OF PROCESS,
WE CAN ONLY JUST GUESS
WHAT THE CHEMICAL PRODUCT WILL BE,
WHEN WE DON’T KNOW THE TREND
OF THE ELEMENTS’ BLEND
WE’RE JUST GRASPING AT STRAWS YOU CAN SEE
POOR THINGS!

AS AN OLD ENGINEER,
NEVER CHOSEN TO FEAR,
THE RESULTS OF EXPEREMENTATION,
WITH “STATISTICS APPLIED”
WITH RESULTINGS DERIVED,
WILL IDENTIFY THIS REVELATION
THAT WHATEVER YOU TRY
FOR AS LONG AS YOU PLY,
WITHOUT ACCURATE PROCESS CONTROL,
YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE,
WHAT YOU WISH TO RECEIVE,
“A CONSISTENT AND ACCURATE GOAL”
POOR THINGS!

NOW IT’S EASY TO PROVE,
THAT RESULTS FROM THIS MOVE
WILL IDENTIFY ALL COMPUTATIONS,
WHEN “INFINITY RULES”
WITH INACCURATE TOOLS,
YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE EXPECTATIONS
POOR THINGS!

THIS IS NOT SOMETHING NEW,
I’M PROPOSING TO YOU,
IT GOES ON EVERYDAY, EVERYWHERE,
THAT INFINITIES PROVE,
THAT NOT ALL THINGS REMOVE,
THE EXISTANCE OF SMELL IN THE AIR
POOR THINGS!

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SMELL,
AS BY PRODUCTS AS WELL,
FROM THIS PROCESS OF DECOMPOSITION,
OF ORGANICS BY FAR,
BEING JUST WHAT THEY ARE,
WHICH LEAVES NOTHING BUT SHEER CONSTERNATION!
POOR THINGS!

YOU CAN NEVER ACHIEVE
WHAT YOU WISH TO RECEIVE,
A CONSISTENT ACCEPTABLE SMELL,
FOR AS LONG AS THE “MIXED”
CAN’T BE “FIXED” AND “STAY FIXED”
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FACED WITH THIS HELL!
POOR THINGS!

NOW QUEEN LYNDA, AND GEORGE
WHEN EACH EVENING YOU GORGE,
ON YOUR DINNER, WITH WINE, I ASSUME,
HAVE A THOUGHT FOR THE FOLK,
ON WHOSE LIVES YOU INVOKE,
WITH AN “AIR” OF UNBEARABLE FUME!
POOR THINGS!

HOW CAN YOU IGNORE,
WHAT IS WAITING IN STORE
WHEN THE PEOPLE AWAKE FROM THEIR SLUMBER
YOU CAN ONLY BELIEVE,
THAT YOU BOTH WILL RECEIVE,
THEIR CONTEMPT, AND YOUR LEAVE OF THEIR NUMBER
POOR THINGS!

AT THE END OF THE DAY,
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY,
TO REMOVE THIS DESPICABLE ORDER,
TO REMOVE FROM THIS SITE,
THIS LARGE TERRIBLE BLIGHT
ON THE LIVES OF THE PEOPLE OF ARTHUR
POOR THINGS!

THEY WILL NOT RUE THE DAY,
WHEN YOU MOVE FAR AWAY,
AND RETURN ARTHUR BACK TO THE FOLD,
FOR IT’S NOT ONLY THE “PONG”
IS CONSISTANTLY WRONG,
IT IS ALSO THE SWEET SMELL OF GOLD!
POOR THINGS!

SO COME ON YOU “TRUE WHITES,”
RECOGNISE PEOPLE’S RIGHTS,
TO A LIFE’S QUALITY LONG TIME GAINED,
BEFORE WEALTH AND YOUR GREED,
WERE GOALS TO SUCCEED
AT THE COST TO A TOWN, “GREATLY PAINED”
POOR THINGS!

AND TO GEORGE I WOULD SAY,
THIS IS NOT “HIRAM’S WAY”
TO EXPLOIT AND DEGRADE,
ALL THINGS THAT ARE MADE,
TO ENHANCE EACH LIFE’S WONDERFUL DAY
POOR THINGS!

FOR WE BOTH TOOK AN OATH,
ON THE GOOD BOOK, BY TROTH,
WE’D CONTINUE TO SERVE FELLOW MAN
SO BE DILIGENT, FAIR,
SHOW ALL BEINGS YOU CARE,
JUST BY CHANGING YOU WAYS, WHILST YOU CAN!

Bill Manderson

June 2010
Guess Who?

There is a crooked group,
who walked the crooked mile,
who garnish crooked money
and wear a crooked smile.

They have a crooked lawyer,
who plans the crooked way,
to make damn sure they all receive
their ill-got crooked pay!

                        Bill Manderson – Jan 2010

Public Apathy

Ten years it’s been,
since first was seen,
corruption, greatly done
to all of us
who’ll never fuss
until the time has run.

For now you see
it’s time to be,
responsible and more
to those who wait
outside the gate
to enter justice door.

Now you may ask,
“What is the task
that you ask of me?”
To you I say,
“You know the way,
you shouldn’t ask, you see.

How many times
have you been told,
to get up off your ass.
To do the things
you need to do,
make justice come to pass.

You’re not so dumb
As to succumb
to apathy once more,
you’ve come this far
to where you are
knock on the bloody door!

You will go through
I promise you,
With apathy behind.
To justice seek,
Devoid of meek
the i.d. of your kind!

                        Bill Manderson – March 2010

Crooked Politicians - Memories of my nursery rhyme days

There is a crooked group who walk a crooked mile,
who hide their crooked business behind a crooked smile,
they hire a crooked lawyer to find a crooked way
to make sure they receive their daily crooked pay.

For years this crooked group performed their crooked ways,
A protected crooked process, from Irish crooked hayes,
was given forth to all the bhoys, with blessings from the lads
to make the pay as much they may, including even dads.

And now you hear me say, to those who chose,
and always lose, their wandering crooked way,
you’ve traveled far, but here you are, your crooked journey’s o’er,
clean up this mess and just confess, contemptuous crooked whore!

                        Bill Manderson – March 2010